Sunday, September 16, 2012

Near Fatal Attraction

I think my doctor has a crush on me.  On Friday, he made me wait two hours to see him . . . just to play hard to get and keep me in the building.  Then, he refused to give me any pain pills . . . so that I wouldn't "mask" any of my pretty little symptoms.

I guess love really does hurt, huh?

22 comments:

Brian Miller said...

ha...might want to watch that one...fatal attraction surely...

Lynn said...

So it seems!

Fireblossom said...

Two hours?! Wow. So, when someone's name is finally called, are they just bones and cobwebs sitting in a chair? "Hi doctor. I've lost a lot of weight, and everthing I eat just goes right through me!"

AntiquityTravelers said...

isn't it amazing? ... how long we wait for that 5 min of gruff Q&A by doctors. Indeed no one else's time is that precious

eileeninmd said...

Two hour wait is awful!

otin said...

I think my doctor has a crush on me too. He gave me a prostate exam without using his hands. LOL

TexWisGirl said...

too funny!

Pat Hatt said...

They are so useless most times, I hope he doesn't become a stalker though haha

Sylvia K said...

That wait time is ridiculous! I didn't have to wait that long on my last visit, but you just feel like a number being passed from waiting room, to the lab, to the doctor - like being in line at the grocery store???

unfetteredbs said...

don't you just hate that?

Unknown Mami said...

He is a cruel lover.

Annmarie Pipa said...

good points!

happygirl said...

I wouldn't wait 2 hours to see the president. Time to dump this lover and move on to a new one. :)

liv2write2day said...

Funny...the creep.

Pat said...

So do you have a love/hate relationship or is it strictly hate?

w said...

lol. and how do you feel about him? did your blood pressure spike?

HermanTurnip said...

That's some tough love there! Heh...

ladyfi said...

Oh no -- poor you. Hope you get yourself sorted out...

G-Man said...

Nazareth.....

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Aint love grand!
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Pat Tillett said...

That was funny, but it sure does suck to wait all that time and then walk out without what you went there in the first place for.

Ann said...

hehehe, hope he is not playing a dangerous game like Glen Close. I remember the day I went to watch the movie.